User Submitted Folktale: The Bubbajax
“And then I heard an ungodly shriek. It echoed, and then faded. I was so terrified that I thought I would pass out. I kept walking and soon found myself on a dirt road. It seemed wide enough for a car. I started walking down it, and then saw headlights ahead. In the darkness, I couldn't see the car or even 2 feet ahead of me, but I was sure that I was looking at headlights. I ran towards them, waving and making a stupid amount of noise.
The headlights stayed still, not getting any closer. And then they blinked.”