Just listen to this fact; Wisconsin has a total land area of 34.7 million acres, and 16 million of those total acres are covered in forest (mostly the northern half of the state). That means 46 percent of the state is a potential home for a Sasquatch to live, and it appears that it already does, as eyewitness reports of the beast trickle out of the dairy state as frequently as reports of badger land Lake Monsters.