The Pine Barrens Institute

MIdwest Cryptozoology

Episode 9: The Return of the CryptoDenMom! Also in this episode: Lake Monsters, Eating Weird Things, Janesville Murder House, Ghost Marriage & Horses, Tulpas, and Santa Claus

Christmas has come early to the ears of all that listen to episode 9 for one special reason, the CryptoDenMom has returned to partake in a great 2hr conversation on all things strange! So get a full plate of cookies, pour yourself a cold glass of milk, and settle in to listen as we talk about Lake Monsters and the strange places they call home, why Giant Turtles would be terrifying to encounter out in the open as well as in a zoo, and some of the strange things we have eaten so far in our lives. Also included in this very easy flowing conversation is the history and legend of Janesville, Wisconsin’s very first murder and public execution, the history of both Ed Gein and the “LilMiss” case, what we think of Ghost Marriages and those who claim to be reincarnated horses, and even the possibility of Santa Claus being a Tulpa!

This episode helps end 2018 on a high note and leaves the Fortean door wide open for all the 2019 weirdness to walk on through! Happy Holidays everyone!

Episode 8: The Lake Pepin Monster, Kill or No Kill, Mount St. Helens Bigfoot Bodies, The Puca, Thylacines, Haunchyville, and a Snake that Pukes Snakes

For episode 8 of the podcast, we turned to our stately neighbor to the west, Minnesota. Within its cold borders we digitally hiked to the middle of nowhere where we met up with researcher and investigator, Nash Hoover. With out two Midwestern accents going strong, we talked about anything and everything. The conversation started fine with his show ‘Chasing Legends’, but somehow took a weird turn down a path which brought up subjects such as dead Bigfoot bodies on Mount St. Helens, a snake in the Minnesota River that somehow has the ability to puke up other smaller snakes, how we hope and pray that one day Thylacine’s, as well as Woolly Mammoths, are able to be cloned, and how we each consider ‘Finding Bigfoot’ to be a sore spot on the current state of Cryptozoology. Some may say that these topics don’t flow well together, but to that I say, wrong. This 1hr 21min conversation was pure fun and highly enjoyable.

So if you are a fan of Bigfoot conspiracy theories, lake monsters that may dwell between Wisconsin and Minnesota, or the fairy folk of Ireland, this episode is for you!

Episode 7: The PBI tells the true story of Wisconsin's Hodag

In this mini 33min episode, we talk all about Wisconsin’s most famous resident monster, the Hodag. From its humble beginnings as a Fearsome Critter, all the way to its town saving magic brought on by Eugene Shepard. Forget what you have read about this cryptid elsewhere online, this is the 100% true story about the Badger States most unique creature. Sorry Beast of Bray Road, we still love you.

"It happened just at twilight. Eugene Shepard, a naturalist of the north woods, was taking his customary quiet stroll into the forest, striding down a favorite trail, breathing the fragrance of the tall pines and hemlocks. Suddenly, he became aware of an unusual odor. Stopped short by the stench, he searched through the depths of the foliage until he discovered a strange creature, so unlike anything he had ever seen before that it was beyond description. Though a student of woodlore and of both prehistoric and other wild animals, Mr. Shepard could not classify the monstrosity, which gazed at him with glowing green eyes, sniffling from flaming nostrils.

The animal's back resembled that of a dinosaur, and his tail, which extended to an enormous length, had a spearlike end. Sharp spines, one and a half feet apart, lined the spinal column. The legs were short and massive, and the claws were thick and curved, denoting great strength. The broad, furrowed forehead was covered with coarse, shaggy hair and bore two large horns. From the broad, muscular mouth, sharp, glistening white teeth protruded."

Episode 6: Lake Monsters, Oklahoma Octopus, Skin Fin, Ghost Clothes, Vintage Newspapers, and The Lanky Night Walker

Wisconsin and West Virginia are over 700 miles apart, but in this modern digital age, the distance isn’t even an issue. Anyone can have a conversation within minutes of thinking about it, so that is why it was easy for author and Fortean researcher, Denver Michaels and I to link up via Skype and chat about whatever came to mind! We found ourselves deep in conversation about various lake monsters from around North America. We went down paths first talking about what aquatic beasts we believed to be real and flowed into what we think the Mothman really was. Anything and everything was available to talk about, and talk we did! Ever curious why ghosts appear to always being wearing clothes? Want to know how many fringe groups upon fringe groups there are in an already large fringe group? Ever heard of the Lanky Night Walker? These are all topics of conversation that can be found in Episode 6! And trust me when I say that even though this episode is 1hr and 35mins long, we have only scrapped the tip of the iceberg on what we could have talked about!